confessions of a youth pastor's wife

Best call of the day:

Caller: Hi, I forgot who I needed to speak with, but is there a Jennifer?

Annie: I’m sorry, we don’t have a Jennifer in this department?

Caller: I usually speak with her, can you give me a name?

Annie: Well, what was it regarding so I can figure out who you would need to speak with?

Caller: Could you just answer my question?

Annie: We have about 50 staff members in this particular department, so I’m just trying to narrow down who you might be needing to speak with.

Caller: I call her all the time for a payment!!!

Annie: Ok, so is this for a student?

Caller: Just give me some names in your department!

Annie: Do you want me to read the 50 names we have in our department, because I’m just trying to figure out who you would need to speak with

Caller: Why won’t you do what I say?

Annie: I’ll give you all the names in our department, but I’m just trying to narrow the search for you rather than reading 50 peoples names and their job functions. We take payments for students, or if you had questions about making payments for loans it would be with someone else in a different department…etc…

Caller: Ugh (hang up)

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I’m so happy it’s Friday and that it’s almost 4 o’clock! I had about 3 angry callers all venting their wrath to me and telling me that I’m evil incarnate (exaggeration)

I need a hug from Jesus. :)